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This how-to handbook will coach you on the subtle art of sending short and sweet texts, with slight innuendos, to have your crush cruising for more. In this excerpt, authors Debra Goldstein and Olivia Baniuszewicz write about why sexting while in a relationship can make you fall in love all over again. If you are reading this chapter it means that you have successfully passed through the early stages of flirtexting and into a fabulous committed relationship.

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13 Clever Sexts To Send The Witty Hookup Buddy In Your Life

There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing. If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate.

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Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling. Especially if your hookup buddy is pretty witty sedt. I've found the funnier people are, the more likely it is that humor is what turns them on, too.

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So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to get down and digital with them. Here are 13 ideas to get your naughty lady brains started.

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Bust out this sensual and watch them melt. Hubba hubba.

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Thankfully we now have little cartoons to properly express our true desires. Dirty Mind Gone Blank?

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This is why STEM education is important, folks! Oh, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side? Hold my beer. Show Them What A Sex Monster You Are If they say they want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets, let them know you definitely can go beast mode in the boudoir.

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But like, a literal beast. Of the sea I'm talking about a kraken. Yeah, unleash the beast.

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Well then, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom? Blow their minds and their pants off with some sweet obscure and dirty jokes about their favorite movie. Hey, they asked for it, right? Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally. Are you as turned on as I am right now?

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